"There were some buildings. There are this really tall buildings and they could walk. Then there were some vampires. One of the vampires bit the tallest building and his fangs broke off. Then all of his other teeth fell out. Then he started crying. And then all the other vampires said, “Why are you crying? Aren’t those just your baby teeth?” And he said, “No, those are my grown-up teeth.” And the vampires knew that he couldn’t be a vampire anymore so they left him. The end."  

- Where The Wild Things Are